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  • #21
    I just played a guy in jakarta and he was level 11 but showing too much skill. Then he tried to screw me so I screwed him. I had 2 of my balls outside the black top left pocket which i placed there. I love this cue. I just kept timing out. He wanted the 50K, but so did I.

    Normally i never play like that, i think it is unsportsman like, but if an opponent does not try to sink their ball as do I, then I will try to screw them and i did haha

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    • #22
      I just beat a level 301 player from this and I sunk the black, but he couldn't play again. I am 94 and only had another chance.

      I am getting better without spin

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      • #23
        Just played a level 130 or something in cairo and he/she/it did a snooker BS shot. I got out of it and cleaned the table but took my time on 4 balls (I have max time on my cue) then quickly sunk my next and the black. They wanted to play again and I say unlucky .I never ever play people that do not try to sink their ball and screw me up voluntarily.

        I forgot to say I did a triple cannon that was not in line at pocket speed and set my self up perfectly. I fthe opponent is on this forum they will know about it haha.

        I am level 97 but with 19 leggy cues you get almost 4 times XP, so i do not have as much online experience as some at level 70.

        But now I am 70% on my way to a cairo ring and have only been playing for about 4 months. I forget when I started.
        It feels good when you beat someone who tries to screw you up.
        Last edited by Fred Jones; 24-07-21, 05:10 PM. Reason: cannon

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        • #24
          i have lost over 20 games in Sydney in between me getting 14 notches on cairo, a few jakrta notches and lots of vegas but i finally won another game.

          WTF is going on I have over 40 Sydney rings but just can't win very often now

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          • #25
            Just played jakarta, my first 3 shots were all cannons so i think I freaked out my opponent level 120. He or she sunk the black for me

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            • #26
              Just got another denial in toronto because I could not get into cairo. The only spin I used was in the break. I love my cue

              Would not matter what level the opponent was it was my game
              Last edited by Fred Jones; 25-07-21, 05:52 AM. Reason: level

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              • #27
                I am just mucking around in 9 ball and this opponent actually played for 100 coins haha

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                • #28
                  I've had a bit to drink today and thought i would mess around in 9 ball for 100 coins just for fun.

                  I forgot what ball i was on and screwed up. But so did the opponent and gave me ball in hand, so my second shot was a cannon from the one ball (yellow)

                  Anyway back on there to have fun, which is what this is all about.

                  The only thing I will ever achieve is my trophy for most miss matched

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                  • #29
                    Originally posted by Fred Jones View Post
                    I am just mucking around in 9 ball and this opponent actually played for 100 coins haha
                    ball
                    Often you get mission to play or win 1 game of 9 so high level players will drop down to the lowest 9 ball table just to complete a mission most don't need the coins and will quit the game after the break.

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                    • #30
                      Originally posted by nh33fan View Post
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                      Often you get mission to play or win 1 game of 9 so high level players will drop down to the lowest 9 ball table just to complete a mission most don't need the coins and will quit the game after the break.
                      No I sunk the 9 and she tried to play but went in 0off and I cannoned the one into the 9.

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                      • #31
                        This POS just tried the waiting for opponents f'wit act after he missed his shot. So I took all the time I could on every shot and he left before I could hit the black

                        I scrolled the screen up to see if I was still waiting just as he came back
                        Last edited by Fred Jones; 25-07-21, 04:38 PM. Reason: Screen scroil

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                        • #32
                          level 267 player with a maxed out firestorm cue in cairo who had heaps of rings better than my toronto screwed up one shot and i cleared the table and it is 4.25 am and I have had 2 drinks and still on my last. but you should see my glass haha

                          I did not need spin, but why the hell can' I win much in Sydney, moscoe and tokyo anymore?
                          Last edited by Fred Jones; 25-07-21, 07:28 PM. Reason: spin

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                          • #33
                            Just had a level 138 chat bomber and my panadeine is kicking in (thanks to the wine) so he had a good chance, but he messed up and eventually I didn't.

                            I am on a real buzz now

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                            • #34
                              My codeine has really kicked in and I just played a level 134 player who did some full force shots to show off. So when I got the ball I smashed them (4 balls) with 9/9 force all except the 5th to set myself up for the black and I pounded that in and they quit before the cue ball stopped haha

                              It was only in vegas but.....

                              i don't remember using any spin, but codeine and alcohol are a great mix, just don't drive
                              Last edited by Fred Jones; 26-07-21, 04:35 AM. Reason: spin

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                              • #35
                                I took 2 codeine tabs this morning and am pretty relaxed but not really on form. I played some (naturally they give me opponents more experienced online) and he couldn't make a shot, so put his ball next to on the cushion. Then he and I kept timing out. After about half an hour I went and moved the black and my ball and i think he must have gone for a real break somewhere else because he timed out and I won haha

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                                • #36
                                  Originally posted by Fred Jones View Post
                                  I took 2 codeine tabs this morning and am pretty relaxed but not really on form. I played some (naturally they give me opponents more experienced online) and he couldn't make a shot, so put his ball next to on the cushion. Then he and I kept timing out. After about half an hour I went and moved the black and my ball and i think he must have gone for a real break somewhere else because he timed out and I won haha
                                  Ah PC players life.

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                                  • #37
                                    Another good win against a much more experienced opponent. We both messed up twice

                                    Why do they ask me to share on twitter? That is only for left wing people and I am not on it. They ban good people then say it is a human right when the Nigerian president banned twitter. F'ing left wing hypocrites.

                                    One of my favorite memes on farcebook was the kfc taylor swift special, 2 small breasts and a left wing

                                    Last edited by Fred Jones; 29-07-21, 03:21 PM. Reason: kfc

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                                    • #38
                                      [QUOTE=Fred Jones;n429444]Another good win against a much more experienced opponent. We both messed up twice

                                      Why do they ask me to share on twitter? That is only for left wing people and I am not on it. They ban good people then say it is a human right when the Nigerian president banned twitter. F'ing left wing hypocrites.

                                      One of my favorite memes on farcebook was the kfc taylor swift special, 2 small breasts and a left wing

                                      [/QUOTE

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                                      • #39
                                        [QUOTE=nh33fan;n429467]
                                        Originally posted by Fred Jones View Post
                                        Another good win against a much more experienced opponent. We both messed up twice

                                        Why do they ask me to share on twitter? That is only for left wing people and I am not on it. They ban good people then say it is a human right when the Nigerian president banned twitter. F'ing left wing hypocrites.

                                        One of my favorite memes on farcebook was the kfc taylor swift special, 2 small breasts and a left wing

                                        [/QUOTE
                                        I hope you just wanted to bump this thread up because unless you used invisible typing there is no comment.

                                        Anyway i thought I would muck around in a tourney and this is what happened



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                                        • #40
                                          I just won another touny but i should be asleep

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